A Snack? Seriously?

Ok, I can't find a clip anywhere...but have you seen the commercial for Wrigley's Gum...it says something about going from "nice gut" to "nice butt". And then it goes on to try and sell gum to me, as a snack! A low calorie snack.
Ok I am on a crazy diet, but I still don't think that I can get on board with gum as a snack!
I guess if I don't eat real food and "snack" on gum all day, I will lose weight.

p.s. lack of food has made me a little cranky. I am going to go lick a gum wrapper for dessert.

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So this photo reminds me of when Max was little(r) and we used to say that Max's Native American name was "sleeps where he falls.

Ew.

Why is it that once you start noticing certain things, you can't stop.

For some reason I keep spotting these teeth pickers. Who does this? In public.

I mean my dad always steal a toothpick from restaurants, but that is ok, kind of manly...but this is like a pick and floss and a whole ordeal...Have some class in public people, or at least THROW THEM AWAY!

Too much celebrity gossip?

Conversation between Cas and I Sunday morning:

(Cas's phone rings)

Regina: Who is that?

Cas: Daniel Baldwin.

Regina: Oh my God? Like, as in the Baldwin brothers?

Cas: No, like, as in the guy down the street who is going to fix my brakes.

Regina: Oh.