2010

What? 2010? Already. oops. my bad.

What the Crap?!?!?

Um. I was silently in my work box (cubicle) today when something starting buzzing about...Nichole had just come back from break. And the lunch room was all a buzz with the yelling that only women can do. Apparently...some had gone into our bathroom, which I have always thought was disgusting, and there on the floor in the 4th stall, WAS. A. CRAP. ON. THE. FLOOR. Are you people FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!!?!?!?!

Ok.

I have a problem with you creating a wall of spray disinfectant around your stall. I do not want to taste country garden lysol.

I have a problem with you spraying a wall of your body spray around your stall. Again, I do not want to taste your apple body spray.

I do not want to hear you talk to your credit card company, children, husband, boyfriend, insurance company, whatever, and they do not want to hear me peeing!!

But I DO NOT want, I repeat, DO NOT want poop on the ground.

I thought I was tired of pee on the seat and toilet paper on the ground. If only I knew.

Someone mentioned it may have been a joke.

NOT FUNNY. Can't even describe how disgusting this is.

Who loves it that much?!?

I mean it is an alright town...but really, who loves their suburb this much?
P.S. I heart stupid bumper stickers (on other people's cars)

The Tiki Room...

When my sister and I were little we wanted so badly to go to the tiki room at Disneyland. I think we thought it was a cool place that adults would hang out. Well, my parents let us go alone. And then we knew why. Little maniacal birds clapping their beaks to music...you are probably wondering where this thought came from...
I was coming home from work today and decided to stop for a venti shaken iced black tea from Starbucks. Unsweetened. With 3 Sugars in the Raw. And I;m in the drive through and the window is open and I keep hearing this horrible sound. At first I thought it was a car alarm...then it sounded almost organic, like maybe some angry birds and a sick car, but then no...and then I decided that it sounded like angry mechanical birds. And that is when I started thinking that the tiki room birds have gone AWOL and they had come to Illinois to seek revenge on everything.
So I asked the guy at Starbucks if he heard something. And he looked at me like I was crazy. But just as I was thinking I was imagining it all he told me they were the cicadas. WHAT?! first the thunderstorms, then the tornadoes, now the cicadas...
What the crap is this state?
So every 17 years the cicadas come out like crazy...but that was last summer. But apparently there are some every year. I can't even imagine what it must have been like last year. But here is a video I found on youtube, from last year in the town where I work.
Sorry so wordy...but it took time to explain ;)

p.s.

i always thought that Jerry O'Connell from "my secret identity" should get together with evie...


But I guess he is going to have babies with Mystique. Oh well...

The 80's again...

So it is weird that my sister posted about the 80's cause I have been thinking about it a lot this week. At the grocery store I bought some Wonder Bread (did I mention earlier about how much I love wonder bread). Well I can never eat an entire loaf and I found this small loaf. And on The package it says: Wonder Bread Small.
And now everytime I look at it, I sing the theme song to Small Wonder...




But even better than this was what come on tv after...



I tried so many times when I was younger to freeze time like that. Occasionally I think maybe all it will take is just a little more practice.

Somebody dun called da po-po!

I was coming home from a trip to the grocery store in as little clothing as the law allows with my icee...Cause it is DAMN hot!!!! (and humid)

So I'm coming down my nice, safe, little, quiet street and to my surprise da po-po was dare!

So, you can't see from the photo, but apparently (obviously) somebody dun called the po-po for a domestic disturbance.

Driving down the street, there is an episode of cops two houses down from mine! Except, surprisingly, the man was black (not some crazy white trash, mustache totin', gun rack havin', wife beater wearin' piece o' crap).

But the woman was definately the cop program steriotypical fat white (trash) woman.

What a crazy Sunday. This weather is making the crazies come out.

Two things...Completely unrelated.

1. Something I will never buy from Goodwill: A book entitled "The Bathroom Book"
I mean, I never would have bought it anyway, but seriously, who's bathroom has this already been in.
Blah!

2. My neighbors (two doors down) have a bug zapper in their backyard. And you can hear it zapping bugs as the lightening bugs fly around. Is this disturbing to anyone else?

hahahahha

Best quote about crocs.
Sadly from Gilbert Godfried on "I Love the New Millenium"
"Who wears plastic shoes? The only person who should wear plastic shoes is a freakin' Ken doll!"

Oh, how I hate Crocs.
Questions for Crocs wearers:
1. Don't they make your feet smell?
2. When they get wet and rub against your feet, don't they make blisters?
3. Why do people buy them for their kids? Should your children have quality shoes for well-supported foot growth?
4. Why, why God, why?

hope this works...

First video posting...ever.

Fireflies are magical. They remind me of fairies. One followed us in the house and was flying around the kitchen blinking and then it got lost. So then Cas said that we should just let Max take care of him. And i almost cried because killing a firefly is like pulling the wings off a fairy (those are my sister's words). So then I made him stand in the dark with me until we found him. And Cas caught him and tossed him outside.

as I wait till dusk...

I saw a firefliy the other morning in the daylight, as I was leaving for work.

This is what they look like:

Who new?

So these were at the house when we moved in...and I was like, ok whatever. I just figured it was like a cactus thing...then a week or so ago, something happened.

It grew this stalk thing in the middle of it.

And then it grew branches.....

And then those branches grew flowers....

What the crap?

And now it is oddly pretty. And quite fascinating.

What is this magical plant.

And this all happened in about a week.

Crazy Illinois wildlife.

The cutest kitties...

are mine.

They have arrived.

This week marks the beginning of firefly (lightning bug) season.
I have been waiting for this since we moved here and I found out that they live here.
But there are only a couple. When it gets warmer more will be here (they have to wake up from winter sleeps).
Cas humored me and went outside at dusk and he caught one, then it got mad stopped glowing and then flew away (angrily).
I had my camera and tried to take a video, but he was too little and i couldn't find him. I will need more fireflies and more nighttime before having to go to bed to get to work.
Stay tuned for more firefly news.

It Almost Rhymes

hee hee

for reals.

There was a kayak strapped to the top of the

little pickup truck.

Adorable.

um...wha?

So maybe "laros" means something like "precious" or "cherished" in white trash language...but if you are a bad driver, who is fat and TOTALLY white trash...from behind it just looks like

"LARDS"

(as a side note...seriously what else do I have to do in traffic, and I was behind this car for like...10 miles, and I waited till we were at a stop light to take the photo...so there)

I've got my handbasket, and I'm ready to go...

Pay attention to the subtle difference of the statement I heard on the news today about the flooding in Indiana.

What was said: "It was not a dam failure."

What I heard: "It was not a damn failure!"

It really doesn't take much to amuse me.

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/wisconsin.dells.flooding.2.744293.html

I'm going to hell...for reals.

ok so, I know I am going there, but seriously Indiana TOTALLY stole our thunder. literally! (and figuratively)

I have been freaking out about this since day one (ok calm down family, it was like 10 miles away, but SERIOUSLY 10 miles is a lot closer than the 1700 it was before).

But there was a FREAKIN'; tornado this evening!!!! In the suburbs!!! In the southwest suburbs...just south east of our house by, like I said, about 10-15 miles.

So a little info on tornadoes. The sky will be really dark and green, and it will sound like a train (that is what they say)

So Cas and I were watching TV and there are warnings all over the place. It is like 85 degrees and raining with thunder and lightening and all that stuff. So I am freaking out (less so now, because I have a gin and tonic--which was necessary).

But I digress....

There is now this TINY article online about our tornado, and all you can see now on the news is the stupid massive flooding in Indiana. *ugh*. More flooding, but nothing about our DEVASTATION?!?! ok, or a couple lost roofs, and maybe an injury, but people this is HUGE for me!

I can't even describe what it is like outside. It was dark at about 4pm, and the clouds are just flying by. We have the A/c on inside and it is about 75 in here, but outside it is close to 90 and it is SO humid that the outside of all our windows have fogged up...which is odd cause in the winter it was the opposite...but here are some photos...you can't really tell that much, but totally fogged up. And I can't even describe how eerie it feels outside. Now it is all calm and still and heavy (the air is so thick, but our tornado warning ended at 8..so I guess we are ok)

WWFFD?

I have found out that it should only be a few more weeks until the fireflies are here. I am so excited!

But work is rough. There is a lack of everything: caring, consideration, work ethic, and so much more. I have been having troubles keeping calm and not losing it. So I have developed a new way of thinking.

Everytime I start to get upset, I just think WWFFD. Yes, What would the fireflies do? And it reminds me that they are coming, and instantly I am happier and more calm.

WWFFD.

*sigh*

Chicago Photos...

From when my family was here...